A Brevard County, Florida man arrested for stealing more than 70 floating pool toys from various homes used the toys for sex instead of raping women.
He was found with a trash bag of pool floaties while riding his bike at around 1:30 am Thursday.
The police affidavit reads that cops found more than 75 inflatable pool toys at the home the thief admitted to stashing them in.
Christopher Monnin, 35, is charged with burglary of an occupied dwelling, criminal mischief, and petit theft.
The Brevard County area had been hit with more than a dozen burglaries in the last seven months and "Florida's Pool Boy" is a suspect.
A Florida Police arrested a man for stealing pool toys.
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The suspect told officers he stole in order to "sexually gratify" himself with the pool floats instead of raping women!
*In his defense, he misunderstood the phrase, "using a rubber". pic.twitter.com/tY29oVZrAM
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