Pinellas County, Fla. — He probably needed a ride home, but Pinellas County Sheriff Deputies say John Davis stole a courtesy scooter from a St. Petersburg Wal-mart and drove it for almost a mile before stopping at a gas station.
He told deputies Friday night, that he planned to recharge the scooter and head on down the road.
Investigators confirmed that the 58-year-old was intoxicated at the time, noting that it would be a long ride to his home in Palmetto, which was another 23-miles down I-275.
Davis did get a ride, to the county jail where he was charged with grand theft.
His mug shot shows a badly bruised face, but it is not clear when or where the injuries happened.
He was issued a $2,000 bond, but at last check was still behind bars.
The scooter is valued at $1,500.