Man walks into police station, hands over dismembered ‘penis’

A man in Australia walked into a police station and presented officers what he believed was a severed penis.

The member was handed over in a plastic bag while the man explained his dog had found it while walking in a national park.

A police spokesman stated, "Police called the ambulance service who inspected the contents and agreed it appeared to be some form of tissue matter that could be a penis."

"But we are not positive and it is now being taken to a nearby medical facility to be inspected."

The tissue appeared to have just recently been severed.

"First we have to establish if it is human," the spokesman continued, "and if it is obviously the investigation will widen from there."