Husband wakes up with no testicles after cheating

Some might call this karma.

A Russian TV soap actor is missing his testicles after spending a night cheating on his wife with a mysterious blond.  Dmitry Nikolaev, 30, was checking out a theater production in Moscow and then went to a nearby bar. That's where police say he met a young woman who "invited him to a sauna, and though he was married, he agreed to go with her" according to the Daily Mail. The two kissed, had some more beers, and after that the actor remembers nothing.

The next morning, Nikolaev woke up at a bus stop in excruciating pain and found blood all over his pants. He went to the hospital and doctor's told him his testicles had been removed. This was no hack job though: the procedure was clearly done by a medical professional.

Investigators believe the victim's beer was laced with a roofie-like drug and when he was out cold, the surgery was performed. Police say his organs were most likely stolen for profit.