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Posted: 11:53 a.m. Thursday, Dec. 26, 2013

The 2013 list of things people got stuck in their orifices

By Mark Starling

USA —

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has created a database of ER visits from around the country that highlight some of the more entertaining reasons people had to go to the emergency room.  

Deadspin.com has put together the "2013 list of things people got stuck in their body orifices".  

If this list doesn't make you cringe, scratch your head and want to bathe all in the same read, there may be something wrong with you.

From North to South.....

Ear:

SEED

PAINTBRUSH

"SOME BALLS"

MAKEUP BRUSH

PATIENT TOLD PARENTS THAT THE CATS STUCK SOMETHING IN HER EAR

GASOLINE

BUTTERFLY

HERSHEY KISS"

CLASSMATE PUT A ROCK IN EAR, HAS PIECE OF PAPER IN OTHER EAR"

Nose:

EAR PLUG

CRAYON

PLASTIC EYEBALL

HEART-SHAPED GEM

DIME

PENNY

NICKEL

AA BATTERIES

SPONGE

SMALL DECORATIVE ROCK

ERASERS

MULCH

BEAD 

Throat:

DETERGENT PACK

WHISTLE

ENGAGEMENT RING

"SWALLOWED A QUARTER WHILE TAKING A SHOWER""

DOING MAGIC TRICK AT SCHOOL & SWALLOWED A QUARTER

SCHOOL LOGO MAGNET

CONFETTI

SCREW

A TACO

BALL OF STRING

A BEE

Penis:

PENIS PLUG

20-30 MAGNETIC BUCKY BALLS

DICE

FISHTANK AIRHOSE

ANTENNA

SEWING NEEDLE

BB PELLET

"WIDE WOODEN DOWEL"

NAIL

PLASTIC PIPE

DENTAL FLOSS WITH BEADS

WIRE

MARBLE

EMBEDDED DOMINO IN PENIS "TO PLEASE THE LADIES"

Vagina:

GLUE STICK

BARRETTE

SMALL FINGER VIBRATOR–"IT'S STILL ON"

TOILET PAPER"

LONG BLACK OBJECT"

PENIS RING

RIVET

"WORMS COMING OUT OF PEE-PEE"—PINWORMS

SPOON

PENCIL ERASER

PLASTIC BOTTLE OF CREAM (LID STILL ON)

Rectum:

PENCIL

PENCILS

SHAMPOO BOTTLE

COLOGNE BOTTLE

LOTION

JAR

SODA CAN

SODA BOTTLE

FLASHLIGHT

BATHTUB STOPPER

SHOT GLASS (BROKEN)

SOCK

ICE PACK

END OF CURTAIN ROD"

PATIENT STATES HE WAS EXPERIENCING AN ITCHY RECTUM AND INSERTED A REMOTE CONTROL TO SCRATCH"

"PATIENT STATES HE GOT DRUNK AND PASSED OUT AT GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE, AWOKE WITH SPOONS AND DILDOS IN RECTUM"

LIGHTER

TOY SUBMARINE

TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER

2 HALVES OF BAR OF SOAP

POOL BALL

LIT BOTTLE ROCKET; "IT DIDN'T GO WELL"